-Maybe you'd like me to work for you.
--- You can contact me!
-Maybe you'd like to commission a piece.
--- You can contact me! (I may not get back to you right away, but I do keep track of the commission requests I get and I respond when I have time to take on commission work. If you're going to a Convention that I'll be attending, contact me before the show to get on my commission list for the show.)
-Maybe you'd like to tell me how great you think I am.
--- You can contact me! (That would be good! In fact, if you have the time please do that.)
-Maybe you'd like to tell me how horrible you think I am.
--- You can contact me! (Technically I can't stop you, but if you do I'll probably cry. Then I'll eat a whole king sized box of Junior Mints. If you're cool with that then feel free.)
-Maybe you'd like to contact me for some reason I'm not thinking of right now.
--- You can also contact me!
Contact me at---
dustinpweaver (at) gmail (dot) com