That's right, 13
year-old me. You did it. You have now drawn an Uncanny X-Men comic.
You're a winner, dude. A winner. Start shitting your pants with
happiness now, bro. You earned it.
Actually, everyone, I have to get something off my chest. 13 year-old me isn't with us anymore. He's dead. I killed him about a year ago. That dummy just had some stupid ideas and he had to go. There is
no 13 year-old Dustin anymore. THERE IS ONLY 33 YEAR-OLD DUSTIN NOW!
LAHAHAHAHAHAUGH LAHAHAHAUGH! (THAT'S HOW I--I mean--That's how
I laugh now-- by saying "lahahahaugh.")
The issue comes out on 6/20/2012. If you are reading
this the day I post it, that's next week it's coming out! Mark it on
your calendars.
